Friday, April 25, 2008

HE'S DOING WHAT?!!!!



Say it isn't so Dwayne!

From the pages of Meadiatakeout.com:

"According to a person affiliated with the Miami Heat organization, Star Jones has been picking up Dwayne after most of their recent home games. Teammates are even joking around with him about it. They say he has to watch his back - cause Al's gonna get him."

I'm not saying the rumors are true but, if they are, I will only believe that Dwayne is taking one for the team. This is the Slump Buster to end all Slump Busters. Sure, Star has lost about 100 lbs with her stomach staple but that only makes her hot like Carnie Wilson! This is EASILY one of the top 5 most disturbing things I've ever known of a professional athlete doing.

The Chuckster is removing Dwayne from his "Fav 5", as we speak.
"That's terrr-ible, just terrr-ible. You're a young man, D. Don't do it."

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