It has now been officially 24 hours since the release of the NFL regular season schedule, and I would like to point out a couple of interesting tidbits I gathered from the Dallas Cowboys' schedule:
1. The Cowboys are better than the Bengals.
2. Chad Johnson wants out of Cincy.
3. Who can blame him?
4. I'm 94% certain that 76% of the Cincinnati population likes members of the same sex.
5. Chad Johnson will probably be playing for the Cowboys in '08.
6. The Cowboys were already better than the Bengals, with Ocho Cinco they'll just be ridiculously good.
7. The Bengals suck.
8. A study by the National Journal of all things that Suck suggests that all Cincinnati Bengals fans are related.
9. That's right. If you like the Bengals, your father is probably your uncle and brother.
10. And sister.
11. What the hell were we talking about?
12. Oh yeah, the Cowboys are gonna beat the sh%t out of the Bengals on October 5th!!!!!!
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Wow, that's a lot from a schedule. :) HA!
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